Posts Tagged: minivan accident

The 3 Most Hilarious Things about Whiplash

posted on 07/23/2018

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That tingling feeling running down your arm at random times. It’s exciting! It’s tingly! (Hey, we take it where we can get it, right, ladies?) I keep waiting for J.K. Simmons to throw a drumstick at me. Nothing, actually. There’s nothing funny about whiplash. Sigh. It’s been a little over two months since the car […]

Farewell, Vaneschewitz the Minivan

posted on 05/28/2018

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My Dear Vaneschewitz, I’m writing to thank you, with all my heart, for seven years of faithful service, and to say goodbye. You brought our youngest son home from the hospital. You endured the unglamorous rigors of carpool duty, from one-year-old preschool to third grade and then some. You helped me say goodbye to our […]

Fender Bender

posted on 11/12/2014

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Well, it’s more like Fender Ripper-Offer, but that doesn’t roll off the tongue, does it? I hurt my back two days ago, which I am going to pretend has nothing to do with the fact that I am now officially 39; and between that and the fact that Skywalker developed a 3 a.m. fever, I […]